Mckinley's Missing Thumb, Volume 1:
The statue of William McKinley in the center of the plaza in Arcata, California, had it's thumb disappear in 2003. While it turns out that the thumb was, in fact, stolen by pinheads, we find our version more compelling than the actual events. So in the interest of revisionist history, we choose to maintain our belief that the thumb was removed by evil HamburglarTM/JawaTM creatures.
©2003 Mike Craghead
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